The fine upstanding member of society clbum would be a user who has a violent nature and a false sense of entitlement.

Secondary stat: Illiteracy. fine upstanding member of societyS are too stupid to read the posts they’re confronted with. They get an evasion bonus of 20% + sqrt(illiteracy)/10 with a full Illiteracy bar. However as they post more and read more posts, their illiteracy quickly drops and their lack of intelligence starts to work against them. They receive Normal damage*(1+(1-Illiteracy/Max Illiteracy)) damage.

Attacks:

-Threaten to Off. The fine upstanding member of society threatens enemy posters, reducing pwnage by 45-(forum level)%.

-Bring up slavery. Creates a hostile environment where damage dealt and received is increased by 50%. Drops Illiteracy by 50%.

-Race Card. “Is this because I’m black?” Most powerful attack.

-Brag about benefits. fine upstanding member of societyS disproportionally collect welfare checks. ****ing annoying.

Consumables:

Weed. All kinds of different varieties. I’m not really an expert on that **** as I don’t do drugs but maybe a RL fine upstanding member of society can help flesh this out. Increases Illiteracy over time. Mixing different kinds of weed can lead to different effects: they also interact with Ego consumables.

Equipment: Bling. Gold teeth and ****. Ridiculously expensive at first, but with every level gained the fine upstanding member of society gets more benefits, reducing prices of gear.

Ok, so there you have it. A new clbum with interesting mechanics, DoT, status attacks and whatnot. Vote down if you want this implemented.