-XI- Posted:

May I interject?

Like any normal person (if masturbating to a drawing of an anthropomorphic macro wolf ****ing a building is considered ‘normal’Log in to see images!, furries don’t usually start off randy-as-hell when entering a forum. I mean, any other clbum like the troll for instance starts off ****ed up on cocaine so it would seem natural for them to have the douchebaggery up to full before the first post. Furries on the other hand should start off forum pwning by getting themselves horny (i.e. have their secondary stat ‘spooge’ start off as 0 and allow them to work their stat up).

Also, I think this clbum should be a med defence/med offence and low defense/high-heavy offense composite. What do I mean? Lets just say that when he’s not turned on his attacks would be played as normal, but when he’s turned on his attacks are far stronger but his defence weakened by his incessant fapping.

tl;dr, people don’t start off with jizz all ready to squirt out of a comically oversized hammer of doom. Fapping has to be a task that furries must do in order to pwn forums. Besides, you get 4 Forum Visits everyday, that to furries is like 4 times to jerk off.

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