I have some extra BP lying around, so I decided to do a bit of friend whoring. Add me as a friend and post in this thread, and when I get the friend E-Peen I’ll randomly select a winner from my friends list. They will receive 3 BP, and possibly a year’s supply of free bumsex.

To make it more interesting, trolling/whatever IS allowed in this thread. Go nuts. If anyone really amuses me, I MAY choose to give them a few extra BP. Good luck with that.

EDIT: As I topped the leaderboard this morning, the contest is now closed. Congratulations to mealmachine, who won the shiny prize of 3 BP. Hopefully this thread will be closed shortly. Feel free to continue sending friend requests if you feel like it, but the contest is now over. Thanks, everyone!