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The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

To the tune of YMCA:

Hacker, there’s no need to get around it.

I said, hacker, quit thinking about it.

I said, hacker, ‘cause you’re in a new town

There’s no need to break the law.

Hacker, there’s a law on the books.

I said, hacker, there’s a law made by crooks.

You can try to follow it, and I’m sure you will find

It’s hard to have a good time.

It’s hard to follow the D-M-C-A.

It’s hard to follow the D-M-C-A.

They put every limit that can harm or annoy,

You’ll get arrested and get raped by all the boys …

So I say **** the D-M-C-A.

You can’t have fun with the D-M-C-A.

You can follow their limits, if you’re their cog and wheel,

But you can’t do anything you feel …

Hacker, are you listening to me?

I said, hacker, what do you want to be?

I said, hacker, you can make real your dreams.

But you’ve got to know this one thing!

No man does stands this by himself.

I said, hacker, put your pride on the shelf,

And just go there, to the D.M.C.A.

Flip it off and yell “Yippie-kie-yay”!.

It’s fun to break the D-M-C-A.

It’s fun to break the D-M-C-A.

They have every limit that could harm or annoy,

You can hang out with all the boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,

You can do whatever you feel …

Young man, I was once in your shoes.

I said, I was down and out with the blues.

I felt no man cared if I were alive.

I felt the whole world was so jive …

That’s when someone came up to me,

And said, young man, take a walk up the street.

It’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.

They can start you back on your way.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,

You’ll get arrested and raped by all the boys …

Can someone help me finish this song? I mostly finished but have to do something now.


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

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