Starfang_42 Posted:

I love it. A poke here, a prod there, and you’re all dancing to my fiddle. Predictable plebeians try to save shredded ego erroneously. Master manipulator watches whimsically. listless ladybugs believe baselessly they are haughty hornets, when alliteration’s axe swings savagely, felling fleas, lifeless losers trapped terribly in this feckless farce.

wheeeee alliteration!

Such brilliant prose…

Such desperation for attention…

You aren’t a troll, are you?

No, it is so clear now…

You are one of us...

Accept the truth… join us… join your brothers and sisters…

Embrace the truth, brother emo…