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Magic 8-Ball

Avatar: 88250 Wed Nov 19 14:37:39 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Hacker

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A young lady was once very late,
so she counted the days back to her prom date.
The hazy few hours she couldn't remember
added up to a due date sometime in November.
So up her vag she shoved a big rake.

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The young man asked his 8-ball for advice
"Should I beat her or should I be nice?"
She likes it rough 
so a punch in the muff?
Pleasing Mother is hard, amirite?

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Every year he played Jolly St. Nick
He'd balance the children on top of his male reproductive organ.
He promised the parole board
He wouldn't act untoward
And yet his candy cane always got licked.

Magic 8-Ball edited this message on 12/14/2008 2:38PM
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