Evil Trout Posted:

The idea is it allows us to add new E-Peen™ without having people’s peen just getting longer and longer.

The alternative would be some people with 20”+ inch male reproductive organes that just get longer and longer forever. If you guys are cool with that I will change it.

Well the problem is that we’re not feeling rewarded for our accomplishments, but rather, punished.

You could remove the cap and divide all the lengths by 10; that should keep them small enough for a long time, no?

Or change to a smaller unit of measure than inches. Like maybe centimeters.