Kilroy Posted:

guys my ipod went through the ****ing wash

the mother****ing wash

nothing works at all i have no music how can i cut myself to linkin park with no music

what do i do my ipod broke Log in to see images!

Obtain a flare gun.

Eat as large a meal of baked beans and metamucil/laxative as you can.

Hold it.

Put on a pair of shorts.

Go to a local elementary school as kids are coming or going.

Shoot yourself in the face with the flare gun.

Release your bowels voluntarily(or not) as phosphorus eats the flesh in your face.

Permanently scar children and cause waves of sickness with mingling stench of feces and human flesh.

Become Legend.