I was wondering about this recently.

You can only attack once before getting hammered by the first attack.

The boss thread has 9999 health. Using a high level camwhore or troll and maxing upgrades toward offense, it should be possible to score that much (over 9000 !) in a single attack. My camwhore can score about 2500 in a strike and I haven’t tweaked her for attack.

I didn’t bother giving it a try because there likely is another protection preventing you from winning anyway.