Douchous Baggus Posted:

And Douchous Baggus came from upon high and saideth, “Thou art a necrophile, for only they would like totally preform thread necromancy on this unfunny piece of ****.”

True, the evil ones have remained silent for many a day. But we must not forget that they still remain, concealed in the darkness, waiting to enjoy you in the bum. Only the pure, white hot power of the Jalapeno can bring them redemption.