My version of Twelve days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
A fat troll on a PC. 

On the second day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the third day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Eleven hackers hacking, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Twelve moderators, 
Eleven hackers hacking, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC!