Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list/Of society offenders who might well be underground/And who never would be missed, who never would be missed!
Hey kids!
Remember back in high school when you had a list of mortal enemies you kept in the back of your ring binder, with footnotes describing exactly how you planned to murder each and every one of them in cold blood? And then it was found by your English teacher and the **** reported you to the principal, and you had to be transferred to the “intensive program” for the next couple of years?
Well, this list is a bit like that. It’s my personal, frequently updated list of enemies. Now that my friends have been determined, I’m making this list public knowledge, just like my homedawg Richard Nixon. I’m also listing my “frenemies,” a cross between friends and enemies and probably deserve a smackdown.
So if you don’t see your name on this list, don’t you pay no never-mind. And if your name is on this list…I’ll see YOU in Hell! Log in to see images!
Enemies
– Hobart Bliggity: Relentlessly unfunny troll with a stupid screen name. Also, probably a fabulous person.
– Odalisque: This chick trolls me at every opportunity and sucks at it. Also, she’s an IRL camwhore who’s never once shown us them titties.
– Jalapeno_Bootyhole: Fake-bum trick.
– AKK: The ****wad who wrote that negative article about us on Encyclopedia Dramatica, explaining that the original, accurate version was “gay.” Made a lifelong commitment to ruin Forumwarz.
– SuperMonkeyMan: Serial forumbuildr downvoter who actually bragged about it in Flamebate. Pretty sure he has something to do with our nasty ED article, too. Prick.
– CoreyJess: Unoriginal bumhole with way too much time and BP on his (her?) hands (woman's genitals?).
– Maximum Douche: Lord of the Douche, as they say.
– quangntenemy: Declared self as my archenemy. Sure, what the hell.
– SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Incoherent trolling oldfabulous person. Called me a “dumbhead,” which in some circles is the gravest insult that could possibly be uttered.
– gigerth: C’mon, you hate him too.
– Angry hobo: More like “Angry homo.” Am I correct in this observation?
– Laguna: fine upstanding member of society.
– P-doggie: See Laguna.
– Crinkz: Jerkface. Gets banned a lot.
– elenaratelimit: For elena, there shall be no “enjoy limit.” Log in to see images!
– Veer: Veer?! More like fabulous person!
Frenemies
– Nicco: Annoying troll who tried to redeem himself by applying for BFF status. Might be a lost cause.
– Fran: Claims to be down with the Crotch, yet never ceases to accuse me of homosexuality in IDC. Scares off noobs. Bovine in appearance and attitude.
– FalconFour: Thought he was alright, but…dawg, he gay.
– FAIL: Contributed a lot to Forumwarz, but also made that animated gif of me and keeps getting his bum banned.
– BINGEBOT 2015: IRL friend and collaborator who sold me out to FAIL and kicked me out of my own Klan. Farts relentlessly at Crotch Zombie meetings.
– Evil Trout: IRL friend and collaborator who pretends my bugs are “low priority,” then plays Xbox for six hours. Is the reason why I smell like a thousand Pakistani armpits after every meeting.
