The Illuminati has decided that Obama will be the next US President. They gave the order for McCain to pick Gov Palin, knowing that nobody in their right mind will risk having this ditzy broad in charge if McCain croaks in office. Republicans, aware that there is now no point in campaigning, used hurricane Gustav as an excuse to delay the convention and save themselves a day of wasted energy now that they’ll just be going through the motions for the rest of the campaign.

Bush and Cheney aren’t even going to the convention. They also used the hurricane as an excuse. They have been ordered to throw the election to make citizens think that Democrats will make a difference. Millions of naive people will fall for this ploy and elect Obama who will win by a landslide. This will work well for the Illuminati since all of the dopes who vote for Obama will be happy that their candidate won. The sheeple will thus be less alert than usual when Obama engages in dirty tricks to further the Illuminati agenda.

The thing that will be missed again by the American public is the fact that they had other candidates who they could have voted for who may be more difficult for the Illuminati to control. Ron Paul and Ralph Nader will not be involved in any potential debates. They will not get any press coverage. They will not have the money to buy millions of dollars in TV commercials. The general public will be reminded that voting for these two will be a waste of their vote and, once again, they will believe it.

The funny thing here is that the Illuminati, who controls the major media, will be putting lots of money in their pockets thanks to the idiotic Americans who checked the box on their tax return to allot public funds for presidential campaigns. This money will go straight to the Illuminati when the candidates buy those TV commercials. So, they put their puppets in office and make themselves richer while America follows their advice like good sheeple to not vote for anyone who may look out for the best interests of the voters.

Since the Illuminati has done a masterful job of making the general public think they do not even exist by virtue of laughing publicly at “conspiracy theorists” and having the newsmen who work for them at major media outlets mock “conspiracy theorists”, most people who read this will laugh at me as a “conspiracy theorist”.

I’ll be wasting my vote for Ron Paul since I am a conspiracy theorist. My favorite conspiracy is the one about Thomas Verstraeten telling us all that thimerosal caused the autism epidemic and then rewriting his paper until it looked like he had screwed up with his first paper. The medical industry who poisoned our kids loves to point out that Verstraeten screwed up but they don’t like to admit that we’re curing our autistic kids by believing what Verstraeten told us the first time. So yes, that makes me a conspiracy theorist.

The other conspiracy I like is the one about removing mercury from vaccines in 1999. Since autism didn’t disappear a few years later, that proves mercury did not cause any autism, according to the medical industry. Since we know that mercury is still in vaccines here and is still in vaccines in the full dose abroad, I’d have to be a conspiracy theorist to think our President had anything to do with allowing those millions of babies to be poisoned who should not have been. I’d have to be a really crazed conspiracy nut to think the Illuminati ordered Bush to allow this to happen to further their agenda for population reduction and mind control. Yes, sane leaders of countries approve of poisoning babies all the time, don’t they? One would have be a crazed conspiracy theorist to take issue with this.