I am 100% willing to spend the time I am here on forumwarz (which is alot, maybe more than the crotch zombie team is on it during a week) being your bff and promoting your greatness across the forumwarz world. I will not only offer my services, but as you can see from this thread, my klan is already nearly JB worshippers. I will share any BP I earn with my klanmates so you not only get 1 bff but you get a handful of other really great friends too!

Trust me, Brainfreeze will go out of our way to let you know we appreciate you and all of your friends.