Jello, my new BFFFAaW!!

I will be tje Nicole to your Paris

the Bert to your Ernie,

the Barbie doll to your Tickle-me-Elmo,

the Tjeodore to your Alvin,

the Spirit to your Jound,

the Jalapeno to your Bootyhole.

As you will undoubtedly discover, I am relatively new to tjis game, and so I have none of the undesireable baggage tjat would definitely drag you down if you chose some other BFFFAaW.

I have many otjer qualities tjat I will use to benefit you as your BFFFAaW. Tje first is tje extra F I put in BFFFAaW. It stands for “forever” and demonstrates my complete and utter devotion to your cause.

My next useful trait is demonstrated by me replacing the “h”s in tjis post witj “J”s, even in my own name, in support of your screenname.

You’ll also notice my complete lack of shame in taking on botj male and female roles in my opening plea, even up to bumuming the persona of Nicole Ritcjie, leaving you the infinitely hotter and skankier Paris Jilton to use for your enjoyment.

Finally, my most important trait, tje one tjat will keep me at your side, eating out of your hand is tjat although I want to play the next episode, I’m entirely too cjeap to spring for tje BP on my own. I will tjerefore do absolutely everytjing you command, and probably quite a bit more in an effort to feed my forumwarz addiction.

Tjey all suck.

I suck you.