And last, and favorite, my friend told me this one.

” A sadist, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, a masochist and a necrophiliac are sitting on a park bench, then, the zoophiliac gets up and says: “Let’s have sex with a cat!” and then sits down. Then the sadist stands up and says: “Let’s torture, THEN have sex with a cat!” then sits back back. Then the pyromaniac stands up and states: “Let’s burn, torture THEN have sex with a cat!”, to which the necrophiliac replies: ” Let’s burn, torture, KILL and THEN have sex with a cat!” and sits down.

Everyone looks at the masochist who hasn’t said anything, they ask him his opinion, to which he replies: “Meow.”