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doktor_cake

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Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

My analysis:

”Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.”

Nice, but that’s just one day’s worth of visits. Also, think about the server load. Log in to see images!

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”Every active account will receive a special and new item.”

Depends on what the item does, but it will surely boost all stats. If everyone gets the same item, we could get something that’s a game-breaking advantage to new player’s, or nearly useless for high-level characters. Hard to balance. Still better, I think. Edit:Now that I think of it, the effects could vary depending on level, like Ego +(level * 4) or Offence +(level / 3).

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”Since I am a socialist, I will tax the richest active Forumwarz accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the poorest active accounts.”

I don’t think I’m among the richest, but if I am, what else do I have to spend my Flezz on anyway? Helping fresh players is a good cause.

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”Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.”

Giving new players a disadvantage and distributing Flezz to players who have more than they’ll ever use is unfair. Log in to see images!

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”Jobs will give double the points for the 24 hours following my win.”

Great, since I’m trying to become Chai as a Kite.

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”I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.”

“Scatter.” Which probably means an average of less than one BP per voter. Plus that I have all the BP I need right now.

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Bonus 1: The US Election

”I will give out free access to Episode 2 to 10 random accounts who voted for me.”

I already have Episode 2.

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”Evil Trout will record a karaoke version of the song of your choosing and will post it on Flamebate to mock endlessly.”

I would like to see (and hear) this. Though there’s always the risk of a lame song getting selected.

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Bonus 2: Friends

”I will give a new E-Peen™ to those who voted for me.”

I always crave more peen Log in to see images!, and it will last forever. Not so fun when everyone has it, though.

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”Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.”

Could be fun. Imagine the mayhem with everyone changing eachothers’ titles.

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Conclusion:

Obama 3, McCain 2.

My virtual vote goes for Obama.

Ralph Nader Posted:

O HAI

Ralph Nader here. Like McCain, I have skin as white as the freshly driven snow. But, like Obama, I’m also a radical Arab Muslim terrorist. Best of both worlds! Plus you get the “coolness factor” of voting for a third-party spoiler candidate.

I’d rather not comment on the state of my male reproductive organ, but let’s just say, as a consumer rights activist, I always deliver the goods. Log in to see images!

Also I have a ridiculously huge male reproductive organ. Uncut.

Since I’m a write-in candidate with a pretty limited campaign budget, I can’t offer you a damn thing if you vote for me. But I’ll tell you what: If Ralph Nader pulls an upset and wins the whole IRL election, you all get 100 ****ing BP.

Everybody vote for this guy!Log in to see images! doktor_cake edited this message on 11/04/2008 12:00PM

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