Step 1) Create illegal alt with throw-away email

Step 2) Vote for and Friend John McCain or Ron Paul

Step 3) Watch Fran/other peenwhores cry

Step 4) *sips beer*

E: Bonus points if a peenwhore commits suicide, quits the game, or starts rant threads (bonus in this case per thread AND per unique poster).

E2: Bonus item, you bumholes. Who gives a **** about flezz, flezz is worthless and pointless unless you are a leaderboardwhore, in which case, you take the game too srsly anyhow and need to die.