Character: Awesome McAwesomePants.

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Hobbies: Bullying everyone else, having sex, wanking, porn, bullying, getting chicks pregnant, getting chicks unpregnant by bullying, going home getting beaten by his dad, ron paul,cryiing himself to sleep at night, and BEING A SUCCESFUL JAPANESE LAWYER BY NIGHT.

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Awesome woke up, wanked his mbumive male reproductive organ, and got dressed, heading downstairs he had sex with his mum, because he liked incest, then he walked to school, wanking the whole way, His magic great times landed on the road and caused a 100 car pileup, getting to school he banged his history teacher before having sex with three cheerleaders then going home.

As soon as he walked in the door his dad grabbed him and spanked him. He then got into his lawyer suit and set about suing the people who made the road that a 100 care pileup was on. And made lots of money and had sex with the judge.