Lara Croft Posted:

If I were Sylar, I’d turn my male reproductive organ into gold and tell women “Hey ****, ever have 24 karats in your mouth at once before?”

Also, Angela Petrelli needs to close her legs. I’m starting to think this “connection” the creators are talking about is that every character has either banged her or was a result of her banging somebody.

Yes, everybody has ****ed everybody, it’s just like the white house