FOR ANYONE LIKE ME WHO IS BAD AT TROLLING

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ForceFedFetusFillet: seriously, try that **** on another forum.. i bet you get your bum handed to you.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: ..wait a second..

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Kikko: Lol

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ForceFedFetusFillet: this is the only forum you’ve ever trolled isin’t it

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ForceFedFetusFillet: i thought so

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sorry but i dont really usually speak to irawr illegal alts

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FAIL: I gotta side with sig here Log in to see images!

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you need more experience..

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ForceFedFetusFillet: all of you do.

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FAIL: will you teach us?

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FAIL: I’m not a good troll

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ForceFedFetusFillet: trollling the same place everyday doesn’t get you any further ahead.

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FAIL: I need your help

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yes tell us how to troll, we are terrible, mr irawr

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ForceFedFetusFillet: well you are terrible actually..

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ForceFedFetusFillet: but a troll never asks for help.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: it’s minus 15 ego…

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ForceFedFetusFillet: so whats a good insult mr irawr?

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: virgin..?

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im curious

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ForceFedFetusFillet: no, you have to be creative and find things out about your opponent.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: your lies have to sound true.

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FAIL: but how do I find things out about my opponent on the internet?

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: wow thats very good advice, but..-so show me a good insult

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ForceFedFetusFillet: people make profiles.. get your lies from there.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: thats what i was asking

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: do you have a good insult?

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FAIL: Sig he’s trying to help us now

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FAIL: shut up

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i’d love to hear what you find a good insult is

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ForceFedFetusFillet: on sites like this, you won’t find good info in profiles, because no one either fills them out, or they fill them out with random **** jargon

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ForceFedFetusFillet: trolling isn’t about insults per say

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok FAIL, youre right

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FAIL: FFFF once I find some personal information, then what?

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Syntome: random **** jargon is fun though.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: ^ sometimes.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: but when it’s useless information, it’s hard to use it against an opponent.

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tonydanzafan42: hey fabulous person do you want to learn how to troll step one immerse yourself in a community you really ****ing hate step two do what comes naturally (be a ****ty troll)

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FAIL: are trolls always one on one?

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Syntome: well, I used latitude and longitude for location….

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FAIL: or can I have multiple opponents at once?

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ForceFedFetusFillet: no not always.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: multiple opponents is harder to win against.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: but you can always organize a raid

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Syntome: unless you’re from 4chan.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ForceFedFetusFillet: what happens when i get bumhurt and lose?

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Laguna: This is so interesting

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Syntome: Not really.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: then your bum hurts, and you lost…

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FAIL: Laguna: just in time!!! FFFF is teaching me how to troll

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Syntome: bumseckz

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Laguna: and me

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FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: how do you know if you’re winning?

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Laguna: FAIL: Awesome I think I’ll listen in, get a few tips

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im learning a lot here, pls continue

3:47PM

Laguna: Yes, do continue

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ForceFedFetusFillet: lol

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Syntome: FAIL, you need more mammary glands to win.

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Mr Kennedy: Hey guys.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: i realize your all being sarcastic right now..

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Syntome: Liek mudkips?

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Mr Kennedy: Does anybody know what IP privately is for?

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Laguna: ForceFedFetusFillet: No no no, please carry on, seriously

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Forum Pwnage: FAIL: give me your bp or i will shove you in frans woman's genitals

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Syntome: Abandonned mission item

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FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: I think sig might be, but I wanna know

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: actualy we are quite interested in your idea of trolling, srs

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FAIL: Forum Pwnage: maybe I like Fran’s woman's genitals

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ForceFedFetusFillet: what do you want to know, ask me something

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Syntome: Internet > Serious Business.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: tell us how its done, show us an insult you think is good

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Forum Pwnage: fine ill shoue u in S.E.M.C’s then

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FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: I’ve heard that ignoring trolls is the best way to beat them. Is this true?

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ForceFedFetusFillet: like earlier stated, it’s not so much about direct insults..

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ForceFedFetusFillet: one of the troll’s best tools is image editing.

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Syntome: FAIL: Depends on the Troll Level.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i ask for one insult and you cant produce one

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FAIL: Troll level: severe

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ive asked for 5 mins

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FAIL: would it work?

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Mr Kennedy: I think the problem is there’s no way to really

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Syntome: No, ignoring severe troll levels leads to raid aids.

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Forum Pwnage: FAIL must give me bp

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ah well

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Mr Kennedy: “Beat” a troll.

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Syntome: Trolls at the severe level tend to attract other trolls.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: have any of you ever heard of Habbo Hotel?

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Forum Pwnage: high level trolls attract noob trolls

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Syntome: Then troll orgies happen.

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FAIL: yeah I definitely don’t want that

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Scriptar: the best way to get rid of trolls is to cave them: http://www.caveyourtrolls.com/

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Mr Kennedy: The problem is that the term ‘troll’ is thrown around way too much these days, to where it’s come to mean “people with opinions differing from yours”.

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Mr Kennedy: ForcedFetusFillet: Pool’s closed.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: then at least you understand.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: do you understand what that meme stands for?

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Syntome: Best way to get rid of a troll. Agree with them, lol.

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Mr Kennedy: Yeah.

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Mr Kennedy: It, uhh…

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FAIL: I see

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ForceFedFetusFillet: if you agree with a troll, one of two things will happen… you’ll either bumimilate with them, or they’ll troll you further

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Mr Kennedy: The avatars stood in front of the pool and other people couldn’t go through.

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Syntome: lol

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FAIL: but what if I don’t agree with him, should I pretend?

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ForceFedFetusFillet: exactly @ Kennedy

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yes absolutely

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Syntome: The only way to get rid of a troll is to become a troll. Its like the borg, or Anon.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: that’s what was referred to as /b/lackup

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Mr Kennedy: Yes, ****, I’m a /b/tard okay?

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Laguna: Neat

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: its all about trying to be friends with trolls while being stupid

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B3r5erk3r: I find the best way to get rid of a troll is to just ignore him.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: we all were at one point

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Syntome: Mr Kennedy, do you know Raptor Jesus?

3:53PM

Mr Kennedy: He is my lord and savior.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you can ignore them, but they’ll be back in increased numbers

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ForceFedFetusFillet: trolls use coding too..

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i didnt know that

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you can encode anything.. even banners, picturesm music files anything

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Mr Kennedy: I don’t know much about that.

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B3r5erk3r: True

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Mr Kennedy: I’m an old-style troll.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: wow, that is serious trolling

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B3r5erk3r: Most trolls nowadays are just bitter kids, though.

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Mr Kennedy: The kind that goes to Republican forums and asks “Why is John McCain such a hero when all he did was get captured?”

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: can you show me how to do that?

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Syntome: I once knew a MUX that was a trolls paradise. The owner used to make script kiddie codes to crash other mux’s

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ForceFedFetusFillet: if i post a picture on a forum with a embedded code, you can contract virus’s or malware just for opening that thread as all the information is run through your computer as a script

3:54PM

FAIL: so would a good trolling be if I put your face on a really fat woman or something?

3:54PM

Laguna: Pretty serious stuff in here now

3:54PM

enire: ! Hey guys; it sounds like I’ve been missing an important conversation.

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CHALKONEUPTODALORD: Nah.

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FAIL: enire: I’m saving all of this don’t worry

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Laguna: enire: ForceFedFetusFillet is teaching us all how to troll

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FAIL: hey lets leave fran out of this ok

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FAIL: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODAL

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FAIL: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN

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ForceFedFetusFillet: that’s kind of a good troll, but if you want extra points, you should make it look as shooped as possible

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Laguna: It’s some very important stuff, worth listening to

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CHALKONEUPTODALORD: FAIL: Here and there and everywhere.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i agree, shooped is v important

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ForceFedFetusFillet: when it looks too real it loses it’s funny factor..

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you must shoop a lot

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Syntome: V indeed.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: when it looks like a 4 year old did it, it’s much more amusing

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enire: FAIL: Please TM me the chatlog afterwards, so I can study up. I’m not a very good troll and such as.

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B3r5erk3r: Is it possibl to shoop w/o photoshop?

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Laguna: Someone told me that Photoshop is a troll’s best friend, is this true?

ForceFedFetusFillet: yeah, you can use paintshop pro, or even ms paint.

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Syntome: or GIMP

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Scriptar: MS Paint

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B3r5erk3r: I heard about GIMP, but I never downloaded it.

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Where did you learn to troll? (Sorry it this has already been asked; I got here late).

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ForceFedFetusFillet: it all depends on what your working with and how much time your willing to spend on it.

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B3r5erk3r: All I have is Paint, it’s a pain to work with.

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Laguna: enire: Good question

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ForceFedFetusFillet: I first heard of trolling in 96.

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Syntome: its like a gay version of paint and pro meets photoshop elements.

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Mr Kennedy: Geez, I didn’t know trolling was such srs bsnss.

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B3r5erk3r: Trolling is an artform.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: i did alot of researching on the internets, and different forums and met several trolls along the way.

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Syntome: srsly.

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Scriptar: ImageMagick

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Did you just watch and learn, or did you jump in right away and learn by doing?

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you learn from each other and get better at it

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Mr Kennedy: But I think we’re talking more about raiding than trolling now.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: a little of both..

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B3r5erk3r: Practice makes perfect.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: ^exactly

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Mr Kennedy: A good troll is minimum input/maximum output.

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Syntome: I prefer border trolling, where you skim dangerously close to to the rocky waters, but don’t FAIL boat over.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: thats true too… @ kennedy

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Scriptar: if you’re good at scripting the GIMP, use that… otherwise use ImageMagick

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Where did you get your early experience? Could I go there and get mentored?

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Mr Kennedy: So posting the pain series one million times on a forum kind of defeats the purpose. You’re working just as hard as the other fabulous persons responding to you.

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Syntome: or 10,000 hrs in paint.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: lmao my early experience has caused the place to shut down years ago

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B3r5erk3r: Don’t go to 4chan, whatever you do.

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Laguna: Yeah, I wanna know that too – I’m looking for someone to learn from like properly

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Syntome: ForceFedFetusFillet: Same here. i miss chaostic…

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ForceFedFetusFillet: the way most trolls identify with each other is through meme’s

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FAIL: well

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Do you think Forumwarz is a good place to learn? I’m trying to memorize all my troll character attacks. Is that a good idea?

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Mr Kennedy: Hahaha **** no.

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FAIL: thanks for sharing so much incite into how to troll