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URMOMLAWL

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Gambling’s easy. You can use Blackjack wiki chart, or this one which I believe is better: http://wizardofodds.com/software/bossmedia-apx1.html (first chart, ignore the splits stuff). You come slightly under break-even in the long-run, but you will go through streaks where you lose $10k in one session, so have a lot of cash on hand. You need 20 wins @ 1000 flezz for the 10 scoop cap, which I track by searching “you win” on the page, and cycling through to count up each instance. With the speed reading option, you can do this in 5-15 minutes every day, depending on how quick you are and luck.

If you don’t already, grind PrayPal to stockpile cash. Buy luck items. You only need to have them equipped at rollover, so don’t worry about wearing them until you’re done pwning praypal. Don’t forget to equip them!

You can get an extra four turns to abuse vanilla scoops if you’re around at rollover (7 a.m. EST). With this method, you can get up to 104 solo vanilla + any other scoops in 16 turns. As far as I know, going for Pistachios is trickier and time consuming, so I wouldn’t do it unless going for epeen. I recommend going for three hard forums that are less likely to be taken from you quickly, then picking one of the easy original forums (dental chat, rice rice baby, etc.), beating it, and waiting for what should be no more than a few minutes for someone else to take it (setting you back at 3 “dominated” forums) and beating it again, to get another 8 vanilla scoops. Keep tabs on your other 3 forums to make sure no one took them (click “Expand All Forum Details” and highlight/search your name to do this quickly).

There’s some more, but I’ve blown enough time typing this. Back to homework.

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