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enire

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Adeptus Posted:

Hardly finer points, but the basics:

If you’ve got the cash, gamble for antifreeze everyday. I think the daily max is 10 at the moment.

Save up your visits so that you’ve got 12 when the next round starts and use them to get solo vanilla scoops by dominating 4 forums, waiting for 1 to fall and taking another so that your forums owned count goes 4-3-4-3 etc. You can see how many forums you’ve got if you’re in a klan, so just make up a temp one if you don’t wanna deal with other people. Only ever play when you’ve got 12 visits saved to maximise vanilla.

Run pistachio loops – as your consecutive unique forums pwned increases you’ll get a bunch of e-peen and lots of scoops at the high-end.

Look around for speed run tips for maximising lemon scoops – using the numpad and holding down keys etc. should speed things up a bit.

I don’t bother with chocolate, just use a switcheroo midweek to dump a bunch in there if you’re going for mins (which is probably the easiest early on). I think you’ll probably get more scoops by being good at forumbuidr rather than at INCIT. Less time consuming too.

If you can’t make the end of the week then lots of shields will be your friend, as well as ‘hiding’ behind someone with more scoops than you (so you don’t get bumholed) until as late as possible and then use cards like the modest improvement to overtake them. Try not to make it too obvious what you’re going for until as late as possible. I never really see the last-minute card flurry strategies, so can’t help there.

There’s also klan vanilla available, but you wont need that until you get to the top brackets, and even then it’s possible to do well without it. If you do get stuck in a higher bracket, take some time off (grind praypal! ...or not) and you’ll soon drop back down. That’s what I do.

Apart from waiting for people to take one of your 4 pwned forums, and the gambling stuff, none of this takes any longer than just playing forumwarz. Makes the endgame a bit less tedious too.

Basically this, but I suck at gambling, so I prefer to earn Chocolate by submitting entries to Forumbuildr and use switcheroo to fill up my Antifreeze.

I really like going for the min scoops; you get 2 medals if you’re successful, and since you don’t need a ton of scoops in total, you can spend a lot of scoops on cards, which is super fun (and lets you keep a semi-low profile/ remain untargetable by the bumhole card). Switcheroo (to dump a bunch of scoops into whatever colour(s) you’re not really collecting), Modest Improvements (to shore up your weakest colour), and — of course — sheilds are the most important cards for this, IMO. Thief cards are great, too. Sometimes it’s fun not to worry about medals and just screw other people over with bumhole and Shotgun cards.

But… I’m not an elite Dom player (or even a particularly good one), so take my opinion with a large amount of salt. Read through the Domination threads and pay attention to the posts by people with lots of trophies.

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