Dude, you’re not supposed to come out and SAY IT like that, it makes you sound like someone got to you and you’re bumhurt over it! The cool thing about being a real troll is you’re supposed to not have to explain your actions… if you do, you’re the one that has been trolled. It’s just like how you’re not supposed to explain a joke, or tell a critic what your poem really means.

In short, don’t work to defend yourself. You’re a troll, you have plenty of defense without trying. Just keep on trolling and stoically doing it for the lulz, man.