I’ve added a rule:

“NOTE: It is at the discretion of any moderator whether the tone of the OP indicates trolling is allowed, even if the poster didn’t explicitly say it was.”

This is because I keep getting reports of people trolling in threads where the OP says things like “Expect me to be a male reproductive organ about the rules” or “you hereby acknowledge that you still cry at the end of Titanic and that your diet would consist entirely of Fritos if you weren’t so damn poor” or “I am usually on the toilet at 5:49pm on Wednesdays”. As far as I’m concerned, the OP is giving permission to troll by including statements like that. If you, as an OP, don’t want me to make bumumptions, it would be in your best interests to not use trolling words yourself, or to specify your desire explicitly.