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Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

A man is coming home from a business trip, travelling by train from Charlotte to Philadelphia. He is exhausted, and he would very much like to get a bit of sleep on the way, but the train’s final destination is New York and he doesn’t want to miss his stop.

The man approaches the conductor and explains his situation, asking if it would be too much trouble for the conductor to wake him up when the train reaches Philadelphia. The conductor agrees, and the businessman drifts off to sleep.

He wakes up as the train is coming to a stop. Looking out the window, he realizes that he is not in Philadelphia, but New York. He immediately gets to his feet, walks up the conductor, and punches him in the mouth before storming off of the train.

Another pbumenger stops to help the conductor off the floor before disembarking the train. He asks the conductor, “What did you do to make that guy so mad?”

The conductor, rubbing his jaw, responds, “You think he was mad? You should have seen the guy we threw off in Philadelphia.”

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