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InaneAnomaly

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“Dick in a Box”

I have a bit of a long one, but I like it, so **** YOU if you don’t. Log in to see images!

Right, so three guys walk into a bar and sit down to have a drink. They’re all looking pretty down so the barman asks what’s wrong and they all answer “woman trouble”. He gives them all a little advice, he says ”When you go home tonight, do exactly what your wife tells you to do, and everything should turn out fine.”

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So, the next day the first guy comes in all bloody and bruised and ****, and sits down. Of course, the barman asks what happened, and he answers, ”Well, I was taking the bin out and accidentally knocked it over; my wife comes out and says ‘Why don’t you just wake up the whole neighbourhood?’ – so I did.”

Before the barman can say anything though, the second guy from the night before comes in, burned horribly. He sits down and asks for a drink, and of course, once again, the barman asks what happened. He says, ”Well, I was doing the ironing and set my shirt alight, so my wife says ‘Why don’t you just burn the house down?’ – so I did.”

Finally the third guy walks in, looking perfectly fine, but he slams a big lump of meat down on the bar. The barman asks what the hell it is, and he answers, ”Well, I was making love to my wife last night and she told me to cut it out – so I did!”

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