Little Mary played a game of rock paper scissor with her friend Chris one day. Somehow, Mary kept winning against Chris, while Chris can’t seem to have Lady Luck with him against the little girl. Chris got frustrated, and yelled, “****ING male reproductive organSUCKER!”

Mary was puzzled. The innocent girl had yet to understand such harsh word. She ran back to her home, where she found her mother washing dishes. Mary asked, “Mommy, mommy, what are ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS?” Her mother blushed of the magic word, and was ashamed to tell her daughter the meaning of the word. But then she got an idea! She replied, improvising, “Dear, ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS are evil guys dressed in black from neck to foot. You should avoid them!”

Having understood what her mother said, Mary went back to Chris. They resumed playing RPS. But once again the Lady Luck seemed to favor innocent little girls rather than some badmouthed boy. Chris, frustrated again, yelled, “GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society PIMPS!” this time.

Again little Mary ran back to her home to ask her mother (still dishwashing) about her new vocabulary. This time, her mother got no idea about what to say, so she decided to tell one last lie to Mary to simplify the trouble. “Dear, uh…GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society P-PIMPS are…uh…Dishes and plates! Right, like these one!” She thought that she will clarify the words as soon as she finished working.

Mary nodded. She then ran back to Chris. On her way, she met a Catholic priest (dressed in black longdress). Mary, falsely taught, remembered what her mother had said before. She yelled to the priest, “Stay away from me, ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS!”

The priest was greatly surprised by such words, not to mention the seemingly innocent speaker. The priest asked Mary, “Little girl, who taught thee such harsh words? What is he doing now?”

Mary replied bravely, “My mother taught me, she’s washing GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society PIMPS right now!”

The priest fainted.