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ShadyPixels

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Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

An old woman is getting up there in years, and she figures she’s got maybe two, three years before she just becomes a complete burden on her family, and she doesn’t want that. So she goes out to buy a gun, and doesn’t want to shoot herself in the head, because that can go wrong so easily and she’d just become a vegetable, which, obviously, isn’t what she wants.

So, she calls up a doctor and asks him where the heart is.

He says “Oh, just below the left breast”

She thanks him and hangs up. Later that day a woman is admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound in her left knee.

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