Amasius Posted:

And now do the math for attack cards. Log in to see images!

I won’t bore you with the math, but when prioritizing cards this way:

MI > Thief > bumhole > Shotgun > Destroyer > gay and useless cards

You’ll get a return per scoop of (the aforementioned) 1,018 and on average enough ammo to destroy 1,607 scoops. That’s all earned from buying and using cards. Again, I may have missed something, but I’m not really counting on it.