Malcalypse the Younger Posted:

As a Conservative Liberal Socialist-Capitalist, I have to say I dislike Conservapedia.

“Many American conservatives, especially social conservatives, oppose legalization of marijuana in any form due to its harmful medical and emotional effects and its likelihood of harm to third parties due to drug-related crime and reckless driving”

I am emotionally harmed! And third parties are harmed somehow too! AND THE CRIME! I rob old ****es to feed my dangerous weed habit. I need a fix, bro!

Oh yeah man, it’s true! Because marijuana makes you so violent and stuff. Harmful medical and emotional effects?! Drug related crime and reckless driving?! I could vomit right now. They are trying to tell me crime will be increased when the black market trade in cannabis is eradicated, and crooked dealers are gone in favour of taxed weed (or better, grow your own). They’re trying to tell me that my emotions suffer when I experience a state of elevated consciousness, euphoria and good humour? Conservapedia is a ****ing joke dude, you indeedy hit it right on the head.