Ok, since it’s your birthday I’ll give you my father’s phone number by tubmail. He’s a plastic surgeon and will give you a big discount on (another) boob job. Ignore all those reports in the news about him. They’re all lies by dumb people. You’re smart though. I can tell. Just tell him I sent you over for the “special” offer.

...maybe daddy will let me see him then. Daddy! (sniffle)