Russia, eh?

In soviet Russia, Emos slit razors! Yeah, I’m done.

Banning a lifestyle culture is ridiculous. Well, apart from the really reprehensible things. I’m not suggesting they legalise serial killings or paedophilia.

Yeah, you could argue that it could possible prevent suicides, but honestly, those so inclined to kill themselves are probably going to fellate a gun anyway, regardless of the way they act in public.

Besides, Emo is also a state of mind. You try to ban thinking differently to everyone else, and where does it end? You’ve got schitzophrenia? Jail! You’re autistic? Jail! You’re gay? Jail!

Next thing you know they’ll be rounding up the Jews into a huge oven.