To name a few of my musical tastes:

EXTREME OLD SCHOOL fine upstanding member of societyAP (N.W.A., Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan)

NEWfabulous person fine upstanding member of societyAP (T.I., Outkast, Mike Jones)

BANDWAGON MODERN ROCK (Modest Mouse, The Decemberists, Cold War Kids)

EXTREME GAYNESS (Belle and Sebastian, Eskobar, Oasis)

SWINGIN’ HEAD GAYNESS (Between the Buried and Me, Dragonforce, In Flames)

THE THEs (The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, The Doors, The Monkees, The Kinks)

TRENDY NEWfabulous person (Gnarls Barkley, Sean Paul, Cascada (but just to laugh at))

DOOSH DOOSH TECHNO (Da Rude, Basement Jaxx, Underworld)

LE TECHNO (Daft Punk, Justice, MSTRKFRT)

OMG HAIR EVERYWHERE (Aerosmith, Twisted Sister, The Darkness)

THE BROTHERS KARAZAMOV (The Chemical Brothers, The Doobie Brothers, Allman Brothers Band)

MYTHICAL CREATURES (Edgar Winter, Prince, Stephen Stills/Buffalo Springfield)

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME (Electric Six, The Flaming Lips, Joy Division)

DISCO LOL (Jamiroquai, The Bee Gees, Kool and the Gang)

SMOOTH BLACK MEN (Marvin Gaye, Barry White, Rick Astley)

“WELL, OBVIOUSLY” ROCK (Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix)

GO FOLK YOURSELF (Neutral Milk Hotel, The Incredible String Band, Flight of the Conchords)

GRIDDLECAKES AND MASH (Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard)

**** YEAH ROCK (Queens of the Stone Age, The Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers)

EXTREME EMOTIONS ROCK (Radiohead, R.E.M., The Pixies)

But most of all…

FRANK ZAPPA (Frank Zappa, The Mothers of Invention, Captain Beefheart)

Also, bands I was too lazy to categorize:

Talking Heads, AC/DC, Aha, The Arcade Fire, Supertramp… a lot more.