Ahahaha… Oh, hello there. I didn’t see you. Can you leave me be as I ramble here endlessly about how the world is gonna end when the Large Hadron Collider starts WWIII? Or when George Bush goes to Area 51 and accidentally presses a wrong bumon and lets loose a whole battalion of aliens that will annihilate us all?

No? Well okay then, hear me out.

You know how the LHC can possibly start black holes and such? Well with that in mind, Europe will try to start a WWIII by launching a mini black hole on to Washington DC, effectively causing chaos enough for USA to attack Europe. This will eventually affect other countries. Each country will either side with Europe, or USA. However, USA won’t be much of a threat by the time because of a lack of leadership for a definite timespan. During that tie Europe will bumault USA and other countries. Eventually Europe will become a world power and will control the whole world. Do you understand? This is why the LHC will be the death of us all.

Of course there are other things we should think about. Like how did they fake the landing on the moon? How did they make us forget stuff that they don’t want us to remember? Why do they hide stuff from us? These questions need to be answered. The truth shall be revealed.

If you don’t believe it, fine. This is a former commander of the army speaking to you and I bumure you that this conspiracy theory is definitely true. Heh heh heh. If you call me crazy, I can strike you down. Definitely. Questions? You may ask them.