Laguna, as discussed, I am sending you the purchase price for two unexpected reverse FAIL rapes. Once the FAIL costume arrives, I will start wearing it regularly and hanging around under the bleachers at local amusement parks.

Here is a link to a secure place where you can retrieve the payment:

warning: don’t click this if you would be horrified to see disembodied testicles in a medical setting

And here is a photo of me, to facilitate you in creating your costume. I should note here that my suits are all very expensive, but I prefer to wear them rumpled with some coffee stains on the lapel.

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I look forward to our next meeting.