As you may know, I am a mighty and beautiful immortal vampire. Vampires are by nature rather androgynous, so I’ve never really thought about some of my… Urges. However, as time goes by, I sense that perhaps I am not a rather delicate man, but rather a seductive female vampire trapped in a male’s body.

But of course, I must check with my comrades in darkness and see if such changes are dark enough to be proper for an emo. My dear Flamebate, what do you think?