Eirairaianna Posted:

I tihnk so but, wat ar eyou’r skils?

Oh, um, I don’t know. My dad says I’m a failure.

He says my poetry is so bad that whenever he hears it he wishes he was dead, but then he also says he wouldn’t even wish that sort of torture on the already dead. He says the dead would try to kill themselves but when that doesn’t work since they’re technically already dead, they’d just bury themselves deeper in the grave, and resign to a depressed fate of no escape.

Does that count as a skill?