Suggestion: Have a few lines for each situation on a cycle, if possible.

But I can’t think of anything funny to add, I’ll think on it.

EDIT: Could just run it through the unintelligencer an have that on at randumb times.

1) gnu rownd haz began!

2) Hay, it’s tym too vote! Member, iffn ytou don’t vote, yore entry wil b disqualified.

3) + de results are in!

4) We needs @ leest 5 submisshuns fore we kan beggin voting. I’s extending tehz submisshun period.

5) Thier wuz actualy 3-wae tie, sew noones been a claer winnar