TeeKayEff Posted:

Name: Rexus Abacus

Age: 27

Talents: Knows how to joust fairly well, very good at impressions

Reason for Being at the Parc: Lives in a nearby town for the renaissance fair, being a knight-for-hire for several years. Why’s he at the parc? It’s his day off, he’s just taking a stroll.

Significant Family/Friends: Mother Marm and father live on a Farm. Pa’s name is Peter, Rex’s brothers are neater. What’s their names? They’re names’re James, they are two twins. Condoms are sins.

Friends? Rex has a few: Michael, a barely employed court jester, and Jessica, a wench in and out of character.

I like how you rhymed everything, run out of ideas on the condom part?