Cubear Posted:

just letting you know that that isn’t how the male reproductive organ to internet connection goes.

if you stick your male reproductive organ into your ethernet port, that’s more of a male reproductive organ to computer connection. what you need to do is insert the ethernet cable into your urethra. then you’re ****ing the internet.

Wait, you mean the Internet isn’t inside my computer? Those bastards at Radio Shack…they promised me that Ethernet card was all I needed. I’m going to storm in there and get my money back, soon as I get my male reproductive organ out of this wall socket. (**** the electric company!)