Dear ladies,

Did you know that one out of three women is at high risk for breast cancer? Did you also know that when placed side by side with two other women, you are one out of three women? This danger is too great to ignore.

Because he cares about you, Dr. Anansi is now offering free breast exams. While the most effective breast exam is in person (tubmail Dr. Anansi to make an offline appointment), Dr. Anansi will also conduct free online examinations for those women who post pictures of their breasts in this thread. Remember, topless is better as Dr. Anansi is better able to determine the presence or absence of a tumor without those pesky clothes in the way.

Please make this commitment to your wellbeing. You’re worth it.

Sincerely,

Dr. Anansi