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rantmonkey

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Little kid sittin on the sidewalk with a plastic bucket full of turpentine and battery acid, stirring it with a stick.

Preist walking by asks him what he’s got in the bucket.

Kid tells him, and the priest is worried.

So the preist tells the kid, “Boy, I know you like playing with that stuff because it is powerful chemicals, but I have something much more powerful you should be playing with. Holy water! Just a bit ago I put some holy water on a pregnant womans stomach, and she pbumed a child.”

Kid looks up an tells the priest, “**** mister, I put some of this here stuff on a dogs bum, an he pbumed a ****in JEEP!”

Edit: What?? It had a dog in it!

rantmonkey edited this message on 05/25/2008 10:17PM

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