Dear Mr. Banhammer,

I don’t like to tell anyone how to do their job, especially when I don’t know how you do these things myself, but perhaps you could move this thread to the Game Discussion room. That way, if people wanted to seriously discuss this thing they call “role-playing,” they could do so without having to play a role. Oh, dear, I hope that makes sense. I forgot to take one of my pills last night before bed, and this whole day I’ve just been so confused!

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood