save me from idiots who think because they can play rock band at expert that they have any idea how to play bbum. i’ve spent the whole damned weekend listening to doofuses, idiots, and mouthbreathers try to audition for the band, and none of them were any good. i’m going to cut myself off from the world for a while.

but before then, let me announce that Mary Misanthrope is this week’s winner. congrats. if there is any solace in this world for your pain, i hope bps count. at all. god, i make no sense, my head is pounding and there is no rhythm to it at all, and i just want to crawl into bed and cry because this band will never work, it will never sound good, and everything i ever want just breaks.