genericangstyposter Posted:

How come there aren’t any hot chicks waiting to suck my male reproductive organ? I mean, I invested my time in this game, I need some sloppy male reproductive organ action! I think this feature has to be implemented right away or I’m not donating ANY MONEY… not that I can right now… but it’s the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

This is only the beta. You have to sign up for the full game before you’ve actually won. At that point, Forumwarz.com will ensure that you receive oral sex from a prostitute.*

*Note: Prostitutes may not be attractive, female, human, or living.