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Sir Tasnica

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Quivering Rose

Level 34 Camwhore

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Cerebellum Posted:

So, my goal is to get all four medals in next week’s domination round. I’m in a no medal bracket, so I figure it shouldn’t be too hard; not in a Klan, so no Klan vanilla, but I will do my best to get the five AF scoops every day. Here’s my strategy:

I save up Forum visits so that I have twelve the first day; I play them at a non-peak time (3AM EST I’m thinking, would some other time be better?) I play for combo lemon/pistachio, going for vanilla as I can.

On the first day I get, bumuming everything is ideal: 5 Anti-freeze, 36 lemon, 7 pistachio, 3 vanilla. (not quite sure how vanilla works, it might be possible to get up to 9 with 12 visits?) Of course, that’s bumuming I get incredible time on every forum, and that I’m able to get those vanillas, so it’ll probably be a little less than that in actuality. Anyway, I’ll have a bunch of scoops, which I know will single me out, so I buy 3 shields, and also a Switcheroo (for chocolates) or bumhole (just in case) if I see them. If INCIT is giving scoops by next week, I may pbum on the Switcheroo. I’m bumuming that, in a n00b division, three Shields will be enough, but whenever I lose one I’ll go buy another.

Every day, I get my AFs, my slowly increasing numbers of pistachio, and my lemons, also hopefully some vanilla.

Is this liable to be successful? What can I change to make it better?

Considering how many scoops it sounds like you’ll have, getting an bumhole would be pointless. You would be better off buying Shields to prevent yourself from getting knocked down that low or Modest Improvements to work your way back up.

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