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evilhamster

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Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Cerebellum Posted:

So, my goal is to get all four medals in next week’s domination round. I’m in a no medal bracket, so I figure it shouldn’t be too hard; not in a Klan, so no Klan vanilla, but I will do my best to get the five AF scoops every day. Here’s my strategy:

I save up Forum visits so that I have twelve the first day; I play them at a non-peak time (3AM EST I’m thinking, would some other time be better?) I play for combo lemon/pistachio, going for vanilla as I can.

On the first day I get, bumuming everything is ideal: 5 Anti-freeze, 36 lemon, 7 pistachio, 3 vanilla. (not quite sure how vanilla works, it might be possible to get up to 9 with 12 visits?) Of course, that’s bumuming I get incredible time on every forum, and that I’m able to get those vanillas, so it’ll probably be a little less than that in actuality. Anyway, I’ll have a bunch of scoops, which I know will single me out, so I buy 3 shields, and also a Switcheroo (for chocolates) or bumhole (just in case) if I see them. If INCIT is giving scoops by next week, I may pbum on the Switcheroo. I’m bumuming that, in a n00b division, three Shields will be enough, but whenever I lose one I’ll go buy another.

Every day, I get my AFs, my slowly increasing numbers of pistachio, and my lemons, also hopefully some vanilla.

Is this liable to be successful? What can I change to make it better?

The only way to get 9 vanillas would be to take 4 forums, wait until you lose one, then take a fourth again. Difficult to manage by yourself, but could be possible if turnover is slow enough.

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