In the vein of movies that made money but were flaming puddles of moose ****…

Transformers – Another movie that molested my childhood and left it whimpering in corner til the next time they movie execs want to come and enjoy it. Steaming pile.

Pirates of the Carribeaners er whatever – While I found the first one entertaining, the 2nd was pure ****. It was nothing more than a 2 1/2 hour commercial for the third movie, which I won’t watch.

X-men 3 – I don’t even know where to start on this pile of dog vomit. So ****ty it hurt, I mean really hurt. Pbuming gall stones was more pleasurable than this.

Fantastic Four – the ONLY good thing about this movie might be Jessica Alba, but I’d have to watch it with the sound turned off… “The only time that **** better open her mouth is if she’s sucking my male reproductive organ!!”