Dear Mr. Jojo,

You are an extremely troubled young man. You remind me of Hosea:

“Let her remove her harlotry from before her,

her adultery from between her breasts,

Or I will strip her naked,

leaving her as on the day of her birth;

I will make her like the desert,

reduce her to an arid land,

and slay her with thirst.”

But, dear, Hosea was a Jew, and not a very nice one at that. When Jesus came along, he changed everything. Jesus wants us all to love each other with Christian charity, and forgive each other with Christian grace. You need to turn your mind away from focusing on these dark feelings and instead focus on the pure and radiant light of the love of God.

I will be praying for you, my dear boy.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood